When I'm not writing for free on my public diary, tremble.com, I can often be found cashing huge checks for paid writing assignments. for print and online publications including The Onion, TimeOut NY & Chicago, The NY Post, Glamour and Esquire. Here are a few recent paydays:

Public Radio International's FAIR GAME
Blogging Kills (originally broadcast 04/09/08)
Presidential Library (originally broadcast 04/02/08)
Spring Break Politics (originally broadcast 03/19/08)
10 Dollars a Day (originally broadcast 03/04/08)
Roberta McCain (originally broadcast 01/28/08)
Doping Hip-Hop Stars (originally broadcast 01/17/08)
The Ubiquity of Change (originally broadcast 01/07/27)
Hillary's QuestionGate (originally broadcast 11/14/07)
Consumer Product Safety Commission (originally broadcast 11/1/07)
Primary Election Calendar Leapfrog

THE MORNING NEWS
the last great thing you downloaded [group article with TMN staff]
'second place is first to lose: my life in video games, part 6'
'tilt: my life in video games, part 5'
'praystation: my life in video games, part 4'
'three thousand headbutts: my life in video games, part 3'
'the most competitive man alive: my life in video games, part 2'
'a weird and blocky future: my life in video games, part 1'
of recent note: exercise gear [group article with TMN staff]
of recent note: non-fiction books [group article with TMN staff]
'television: how novel'
'south by south-BEST!'
'red, white and you'
'metro crisis'
'the vanishing date' [group ghost story with TMN staff]
'mel gibson's project redlight'
'how to hang a cabinet'
'brushes with the law' [group article with TMN staff]
'we didn't start the fire'
'wish you were here' [with bob powers]
'can you believe it's christmas in new york?' [with photo essay by lisa whiteman]
'the great pupkin' [with photo essay by geoff badner]

VANITY FAIR
Some Surprising Exit Poll Results (with Mike Sacks)
Live-Blogging the 2008 VP Debate...Before It Happens

EPICURIOUS
the daily dish - 'skewered straight'
the daily dish - 'jewish humor bites'

SALON
Dear Diary - Diaryland.com and the Shrugging Off of Irony
Joining the Mod Squad: Adventures of Video Game Grey Markets
Charles Atlas Will Make a Man of You!

RADAR
100 Signs Your College Is Not Prestigious [print & online]
100 Things We're Not Putting in the Time Capsule [print & online]
100 Reasons You Can't Sleep [print & online]
100 Things Not to Say in a Job Interview [print & online]
100 Ways We're Trying to Go Green [print & online]
100 Secret Santa Presents Your Co-Workers Can Do Without [print & online]
100 Self-Help Books You Can Do Without [print & online]
100 Worst Ice Breakers [print & online]
100 Reasons You're Still Single [print & online]
The Summer of "Meh" [contributing writer]

McSWEENEY'S
'la maison du nord bachelorette party prix fixe menu'
'today the toll-booth attendant felt chatty

FILM THREAT
"the rules of attraction" - film review
"friday after next" - film review
"house of 1000 corpses - film review"

HERMENAUT
huis clos partie deux: no exit, act II
that darn drunk!

AMAZON.COM
highlights from a sea of editorial (i.e. paid and not crazy-customer) music reviews that would feel funny cataloguing entirely.
notorious b.i.g. "ready to die" record review
they might be giants "flood" record review
pras "ghetto superstar" record review
ll cool j "phenomenon" record review

SMUG
[these pieces are old, sloppy and dated. please try to view them through the lens of reckless, attention-starved youth. that's what i do.]
pornography: god's little miracle
letter from the editor
spank my wife - please!
love: say it with flowers, cryptic letters, and a high-powered rifle
remembering the has-been millennium
si j'executais le zoo
stoop to conquer
if i only had a brain
bruce springsteen and the death of cool
wild in the streets

ETC.
modern humorist - 'poster boy'
girlcomic.net - 'token male' april 2002 (male vanity)
girlcomic.net - 'token male' september 2001 (mrmanboy.com meeting notes)
fresh yarn - 'my racist aunt'
fresh yarn – 'a man of great principles'