I cannot stress enough how awkward it was for me to create this section of my web site. Photographs come in two varieties:

PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY
These are appropriate for press materials and school lockers. For hi-res versions of any of these images, please contact me.

LIVE ACTION PHOTOGRAPHY
Photographs of me onstage, at various shows. (Trivia: the hand gripping the microphone in this photo belongs to the writer, AJ Jacobs who, as you can see, possesses a masterful grip.)